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Shower Thoughts

those bizarrely profound ideas that sneak up on you when you’re shampooing — half philosophy, half nonsense, all genius. It’s like your brain turns into a stand-up comic and a mystic monk at the same time, armed only with soap and hot water.

Some of this, a little bit that, a WHOLE lot of that, but not so much of that, Definitely this

Fun Facts

the tiny nuggets of trivia that make you look smart at parties, distract you in meetings, and occasionally make someone say, ‘Wait… is that true?’"

Quotes / Stoic

ancient tweets from philosophers who had zero patience for drama, bad Wi-Fi, or your excuses. Short, sharp, and slightly smug, they basically say: “Life’s hard, kid—don’t whine, drink your water, and keep moving.”

Life Hacks

Those tiny, questionably genius tricks that promise to save you time, money, and sanity—though half the time you spend more time explaining them than actually doing them.